Now that Netflix’s Hot Frosty has set the bar nosebleed high for holiday nonsense, a lot of people are wondering just who is the ripped actor playing the also-ripped snowman who is brought to life by Lacey Chabert’s magic scarf.

Here’s the pitch for “Hot Frosty”: A widow wraps an enchanted scarf around a hunky snowman who springs to life and professes his love. Here are the two possible audience reactions: “How dumb!” and “How dumb — can’t wait to watch!”

I can’t believe I lived life thinking I ever knew happiness, had experienced fulfillment, or felt stimulated at all before I watched Hot Frosty on Netflix. The holiday film surged to the top of the streamer’s most-watched movies charts this,